Vomiting, very gassy and feels like i am constipated?

O.k. I don't know what this could be but I know something that may help the symptoms. You can go out to the store and get a disposable enema bottle of solution. Take the enema, hold it in for about 5 mins (or less is you cant hold it) and then release it. Then I wouls suggest taking a suppository. (many people dont know what this is but it is basically a pill that is inserted rectallyabout an inch and a half up the rectum and this helps with constipation.) You could also take a couple of tums. P.S. you could do the enema and the suppository by yourself or you could have a close friend, wife or girlfriend administer them for you if you are a little nervous. Feel better sweetie!!! :)